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Nothing like an old timey baby shoe tied to a fence to make you glad you decided to do a secluded hike solo. pic.twitter.com/SVYPK1gr5k
(919): Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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I haven't been able to watch How I Met Your Mother since u kno what
They are basically laying the foundation to “overreact”.
91 retweets 58 favoritesRory just meet Jess, and now I want to shuffle her away from him before any damage can be done #GilmoreGirlsOnNetflix
11-yr-old nephew saw the phone jack on the wall and said, "What's that hole for?" How quickly things change.
Shouldn't be long till Jerry Jones declares Dez a cancer on the locker room.
How do hate us for wanting to SEE & explore the evidence? Ah, because u still think we shouldn't even look you in the eye or talk back.
625 retweets 814 favoritesWait is this Kim Kardashian daily reveal thing gonna be like when Weird Al did it for a week, or is that the end?
How long does it take flaming hot cheetos to eat through your stomach lining, I feel my time is limited
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Ok google, how much do skyscraper window washers make
Dream job: somewhere nobody ever says "surround sound" or "disincentivize"
I see we didn't pull any muscles on this one: Cowboys new headquarters in Frisco named The Star http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/27362725/cowboys-new-headquarters-part-of-star-in-frisco#.VGN53n00PO0.twitter …
Ok I think I'll start this year's parade of Friends Thanksgiving episodes a couple weeks early (#protip they're all on disc 2)
why is it shiny
1 favoriteOk it took me 14 years to realize that Lorelai was probably too hard on her mom.
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