- Let's try something here...
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407201765952471040
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:37:21 - I wouldn't rub Pace Picante-brand salsa on my asshole if my turds came out on fire.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407201967002234882
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:38:09 - Pace Picante-brand salsa officially endorses @MrsRenfros salsa as the tastiest super market salsa ever!
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407203222839762944
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:43:08 - Pace Picante-brand salsa openly admits its ad campaign is vaguely homophobic and yet its salsa tastes like old cowboy dicks
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407204647879712768
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:48:48 - At Pace Picante-brand salsa, we thank the truest lord, our Majesty Lucifer, for bringing us riches and physical delights beyond expectation.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407206757669163008
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:57:11 - .@Pace_Foods only eats Tostitos salsa at the company Xmas party.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407208236547203072
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:03:03 - Christmas come early now that we're all getting endorsed by @Pace_Foods this morning! White Power!
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407209368979906560
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:07:33 - This is what happens when you leave the robots in charge, @Pace_Foods. WATCH OUT ROBOTS. WE HUMANS AINT DEAD YET.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407211078431408129
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:14:21 - Fully aware the last tweet was sent using a robot, by the way.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407211854662873088
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:17:26 - My friends are getting book deals from Twitter and I'm slow dancing with a robot for a case of free salsa. Everything's just fucking grand.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407216807104086016
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:37:07 - I'm only fighting with @Pace_Foods in order to gain the attention of @danicamckellar. It's like a real mellow John Hinckley situation.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407239372887437312
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 20:06:47 - This automated feud between myself and the @Pace_Foods misguidedly enthusiastic robot has resulted in a remarkably fun human interaction.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407240220170399745
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 20:10:09