- You're doing it wrong, Pace. pic.twitter.com/Va2FsobaiR
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407194830683398144
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:09:47 - Let's try something here...
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407201765952471040
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:37:21 - I wouldn't rub Pace Picante-brand salsa on my asshole if my turds came out on fire.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407201967002234882
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:38:09 - Pace, you might want to pay a human being to run your account. pic.twitter.com/VJro7FRB6L
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407202764532367360
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:41:19 - Pace Picante-brand salsa officially endorses @MrsRenfros salsa as the tastiest super market salsa ever!
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407203222839762944
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:43:08 - Sunday morning just got really interesting ... pic.twitter.com/WE6xfHIsmH
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407203801288822784
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:45:26 - Pace Picante-brand salsa openly admits its ad campaign is vaguely homophobic and yet its salsa tastes like old cowboy dicks
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407204647879712768
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:48:48 http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407205230757945344
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:51:07- At Pace Picante-brand salsa, we thank the truest lord, our Majesty Lucifer, for bringing us riches and physical delights beyond expectation.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407206757669163008
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 17:57:11 - .@Pace_Foods only eats Tostitos salsa at the company Xmas party.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407208236547203072
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:03:03 - So it's just open season then? pic.twitter.com/sMUxooFr1J
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407208600189165568
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:04:30 - Christmas come early now that we're all getting endorsed by @Pace_Foods this morning! White Power!
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407209368979906560
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:07:33 - I was never part of the 99% movement, but this morning we shut down big salsa! Cheers! pic.twitter.com/3s9RaizGVW
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407210805487087616
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:13:16 - This is what happens when you leave the robots in charge, @Pace_Foods. WATCH OUT ROBOTS. WE HUMANS AINT DEAD YET.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407211078431408129
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:14:21 - Fully aware the last tweet was sent using a robot, by the way.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407211854662873088
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:17:26 - Oh @Pace_Foods, you just playin now gurl. pic.twitter.com/bc0GGl5WB7
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407212362580500480
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:19:27 - Negotiations have begun. pic.twitter.com/Oiv7S9I0mA
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407215630052372480
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:32:26 - My friends are getting book deals from Twitter and I'm slow dancing with a robot for a case of free salsa. Everything's just fucking grand.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407216807104086016
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:37:07 - "Blackmail for salsa is still blackmail." Oh boy. Gonna need some pro bono representation over here. pic.twitter.com/a7CQ1t2dr0
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407218244764721152
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:42:49 - We haven't deadlocked yet. pic.twitter.com/B7eFuNaJIh
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407222141340229632
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 18:58:18 - Looks like we really "stirred up" a little controversy! (I love wordplay you can go fuck you if you don't). pic.twitter.com/YDk9FGPqeI
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407229351441096704
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 19:26:57 - I'm only fighting with @Pace_Foods in order to gain the attention of @danicamckellar. It's like a real mellow John Hinckley situation.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407239372887437312
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 20:06:47 - This automated feud between myself and the @Pace_Foods misguidedly enthusiastic robot has resulted in a remarkably fun human interaction.
http://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/407240220170399745
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane)Sun, Dec 01 2013 20:10:09
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