Will Muschamp's job is available on Craigslist
There are varying degrees of being a coach on a hot seat. The first, tamest degree is grumbling on message boards from frustrated fans who just don't feel you're the right person for the job. That eventually morphs into the second degree, when somebody takes to your Wikipedia page to say that you're no longer employed, or that you suck.
Then it ends with somebody putting an ad up for your job on Craigslist. This is where Florida's Will Muschamp currently finds himself.
You can go ahead and click that photo to see it full-size if you like. If you'd prefer the quick recap, it's actually pretty straight-forward. Though I don't think that the "ability to win games against glorified high schools and junior colleges, aka 'cupcakes', especially when the contest is held on the university's own campus" would actually show up on Jeremy Foley's checklist when considering candidates. He'd probably consider that to be a given.
I also thought the requirements that you not be a graduate of the University of Georgia, or that you cannot have the last name Zook were nice touches.
I've done neither, so maybe I'll apply.