Grain God

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Aug. 14 2007 8:07 PM

Grain God

BABlogee (and Universe Today writer) Nancy Atkinson sent this latest sighting to me (link goes to non-embeddable video; when will the MSM learn?).

A family has seen Jesus in the wood grain in their kitchen cabinet. This one's not too bad as pareidolia goes, but I think I know what it looks more like ...

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Revelation (6:2): "...and the full Moon became like blood." Coincidence?

Come to think of it, it looks more like Dr. Zaius, but I've spent too much time on this post already. :-)

Phil Plait writes Slate’s Bad Astronomy blog and is an astronomer, public speaker, science evangelizer, and author of Death From the Skies!  

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