Our British Texan Discovers the Dallas Stars and Falls Madly in Love with Weird-Ass Hockey
Two years ago, when I arrived in the States from the UK, I had a very vague idea of what ice hockey was. I was, though, sure that it was one of the most far-fetched sports out there. While most sports are played on the sort of easily accessible field we can all find and involve a ball, hockey is played on a smooth sheet of ice, with sticks, a goaltender dressed up to look like Aaron Rodgers in that awful State Farm commercial and a comically tiny goal that itself can slide around the ice.Mike Mezeul This man is exactly how I feel about the Dallas Stars.
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